30 Jewish Memes To Get You Stoked For Hanukkah

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Mel Dawn
Dec 10, 2020 3:00 PM EST

Hanukkah has begun! The 2020 edition of the Festival of Lights might not be as lit this year, but even if you've gotta light the menorah with bubbe over Zoom, at least no one can get mad at you for texting your cousins some dank memes during the virtual family dinner. Whether you're socially distanced this holiday season or creating a safe little pod with loved ones, hopefully these hilarious Jewish memes and tweets will get you stoked to light that first candle.

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    People - When Christmas is over but it's only night five of Hanukkah neA
    via @jewishmemes2.0
  • 02
    Animation - MF's when they forget to say xa'ı nhy' on Rosh Chodesh you dropped this CLOWNS LICENSE
    via @theturntjew
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    Text - The guy davening next to me was crying so much that I was starting to get jealous of the things he did this past year.
    via @jewishmemes2.0
  • 04
    Text - Ruth Geye @RuthGeye ... Shabbat is just "have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in" for people
    via @jewthings
  • 05
    Organism - Real Gold Fools Gold Saying “sour cream" חמם instead of when you're singing the first perek of birkat hamazon out loud Comedy Gold
    via @theturntjew
  • 06
    Finger food - Yaakov Fein @theturntjew How do I report a hate crime | Thnere Catering Catering Del
    via @theturntjew
  • 07
    Interior design - When you're at your cousin's bar mitzvah party and the Cha Cha Slide starts playing
    via @theturntjew
  • 08
    Dinosaur
    via @theturntjew
  • 09
    Finger food - My Instagram now that Hanukkah is getting closer
    via @jewthings
  • 10
    Human - *record scratch* *freeze frame* "Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"
    via @theturntjew
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    Green - JewThings @JewThings •.. Hanukkah 2020 looks scary Translate Tweet TRADER JOE'S Petale Pancakes ADITIONAL LATKES KIRKLAND organic Apple Sauce KEEP USDA MICANIC GLUTEN-FREE NET WT. 10.6 OZ (300 NO SUGAR ADDED not'a low calorie food RET WT: 80 13.17021
    via @jewthings
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    Human - Yosef Yaakov The other sons Dinah
    via @theturntjew
  • 13
    Text - BASIC CHANUKAH MEME @memesofjudaism Tis the season to be jelly. Dreidel is turnt. Menorah is lit. I like you a latke.
    via @memesofjudaism
  • 14
    Food - HOW TO CUT CARBS ON SHABBAT
    via @memesofjudaism
  • 15
    Arm - "The tune for Hatikvah is the same as l'm a Little Teapot" Me A normal conversation
    via @theturntjew
  • 16
    Blue - Hey, how is Rudolph doing? Explain yourself, Christians. Google how long do reindeer live ALL IMAGES SHOPPING NEWS VIDEOS about 10 years II
    via @jewthings
  • 17
    Text - U.S. Bagel Quality by Geography WA ME MT ND VT NH MN OR NY ID SD WI MI WY PA IA NE NV OH IL IN UT CO VA CA KS MO KY NC TN AZ OK AR SC NM MS AL GA TX LA Good FL Not Good My
    via @jewthings
  • 18
    Text - Levi Teldon ... @AlamoRabbi I walked into Macy's today and heard Chanukah music playing. Ain't that something. Thank you Macy's! I also want to thank my wife for my new AirPods.
    via @jewthings
  • 19
    Organism - When you're having an anxiety attack and someone says you just need to trust in Hashem more
    via @theturntjew
  • 20
    Lighting - Cut??? 9:43 AM In Jewish I'm 9:54 PM Let me see 9:56 PM
    via @theturntjew
  • 21
    Text - Alex @JewishWonk I am: man woman sick seeking: men women matzah ball soup
    via @memesofjudaism
  • 22
    Toy - When she's not Jewish but has to meet the family for the first time @jewthings
    via @jewthings
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    Text - חזקe0* דוד םרל מחארס מ 23:08 ידוך במה שערים עם מי? זהה קלי| 23:08 .קדיט לקבוצה ישל הרמיני יילn@ ו מזל טוב23:09 אבל אק ד לו כלום 23:09 ?מ 23:09 למה? הוא עדין לא יןדע
    via @jewishmemes2.0
  • 24
    Cheek - When you ask your crush at camp if she wants to go on a Shabbos walk and she says no yeah I get sad sometimes but lol l'm still a thug
    via @theturntjew
  • 25
    Office equipment - Tisha Bav is like the MIR You wear flip-flops, sleep all day Dont learn Torah, and put on teffilin by Mincha -JewishMemes2.0
    via @jewishmemes2.0
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    Wood - When your ADD kicks in during davening on Yom Kippur relatably.unstable okay, get in.
    via @theturntjew
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    Text - Shabbos Goy @AmirTheAkum One time I saw Uncle Moishy in the pizza store and I bumped into him on purpose so his pizza fell on the floor and I was like "hey it's like in your song!!" and he told me to go to Gehenom :(
    via @jewishmemes2.0
  • 28
    Finger - *on a shabbaton* "Ok, now we're going to go around and everyone is going to say a fun fact about yourself*
    via @theturntjew
  • 29
    Text - In a relationship with Challah Today
    via @memesofjudaism
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    Text - Text - Mother @CrazyJewishMom Send me pix from last night katefriedmansiegel can you PLEASE learn instagram so I don't have to send these? This is torture. Delivered Torture? Torture is when u have to beg ur only spawn (who u were sliced open like a juicy pregnant mango to hatch[ ') to send u pix of her and her NOT husband at someone else's wedding rehearsal dinner. And stop posting pix with him. WE GET IT.
    via @crazyjewishmom
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    Jaw - Shalomander:
    via @zestiest_memes

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